Il Mio Problema
Basically the trackpad that I had was registering click events when I wasn't clicking (yes, I had, and always have had, tap to click disabled). So as you can imagine, trying to open new tabs? #nope, trying to move a window? #hahanope
La Mia Riparazione
Check out the writeup on my blog!!
Il Mio Consiglio
PLEASE PLEASE be sure to keep those extra screws with the package. Wouldn't have been able to finish the replacement without them.